We snoop on everything! Just kidding. Mostly cookies and usage data. Think of it as digital breadcrumbs.

To sell it, obviously! Nah, we use it to improve your experience and target you with personalized ads. Kidding... mostly.

As secure as a toddler with a jar of glitter. We try our best, but hackers are crafty. We use encryption and firewalls.

Sure, if you can find the opt-out button hidden in our labyrinthine settings. Good luck with that! (It's there, we promise.)

You have the right to remain silent! And to access, correct, or delete your data. But who has time for that?

Carefully! We make sure our partners are as privacy-conscious as a cat in a dog park. (Spoiler: not very.)

Whenever we feel like it! Check the 'last updated' date. It's like a surprise party for your privacy.

Our overworked and underpaid privacy team. Good luck getting a response! (Just kidding, they're great... mostly.)