Numbers don't lie, but we might bend the truth a little.
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99% of our clients are happy... or at least not actively suing us. We call that a win!
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We've only given one refund. Ever. And we're still bitter about it. Thanks, Karen!
Let's face it, nobody reads refund policies. But hey, we're different! We're so confident you'll love our services that we've crafted a refund policy even your grandma could understand. If you're not absolutely thrilled, we'll refund your money faster than you can say 'bureaucratic nightmare'. We're talking transparency, fairness, and a process so simple, even Elon Musk could follow it. So go ahead, take the plunge. What's the worst that could happen? You get your money back? Score!
Got questions about refunds? We've got (sarcastic) answers! Prepare for brutal honesty and maybe a little bit of sass.
If you're unhappy, we're probably unhappy too. But refunds? Let's just say it depends on our mood.
You have approximately the lifespan of a mayfly. Act fast, or forever hold your peace (and your money).
The ones where we accidentally set your money on fire. Otherwise, it's a gamble, baby! Good luck!
Send a carrier pigeon with a heartfelt plea. Or, you know, use the form. But the pigeon is more fun.
Cry. Write a strongly worded letter. Accept your fate. Or, you know, try again. We might be in a better mood.
We arm wrestle. Just kidding! (Mostly). We'll review it, maybe. Don't hold your breath.
Regret is a dish best served cold... and without a refund. Think before you click, buttercup!
Our customer service team, if you dare. Prepare for hold music and existential dread. You've been warned.
